I've Interviewed Ten Dogs To Get The "Real Answer".
Labrador Retriever: "Oh me, me, me, pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I, Huh? Can I?"
Border Collie: "Just one! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!"
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry."
Dachshund: Are you joking? I can't even reach the stupid thing!
Rottweiler: "Go ahead ...MAKE me!"
Hound Dog: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero taco bulb."
Pointers: "I see it, there it is, it's right there..."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving, who cares?"
Beagle: I bark ...therefore I am. Change it yourself!
...and Don't You Forget It!
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